I Call It..."Franken-Lima Bean"

I call It..."Did YOU Hear That?"

I Call It..."Toupee Wearing Lime"

I Call It..."Orange Turtleneck Under Blue Pullover(aka Go Mets!!)

I call It...."Non-Pet Rock"

I Call It..."I Cannot Shop For Hats & Shirts In the Same Store"

I Call It..."Angry Leaf"

I Call It..." I Think It MIGHT Be Time To Trim That Toenail"

I Call It..."Does The Sun Seem CLOSER Today?"

I Call It..."Sad Navy Bean"

I Call It..."SmartAss Phone"

I Call It..."Z"

I Call It..."Y"

I Call It..."X"

I Call It..."W"

I Call It..."V"

I Call It..."U"

I Call It..."T"

I Call It..."S"

I Call It..."R"

I Call It..."Q"

I Call It..."P"

I Call It..."O"

I Call It..."N"

I Call It..."M"

I Call It..."L"

I Call It..."K"

I Call It..."J"

I Call It..."I"

I Call It..."H"

I Call It..."G"

I Call It..."F"

I Call It..."E"

I Call It..."D"

I Call It..."C"

I Call It..."B"

I Call It..."A"

I Call It..."eYeZ"

I Call It..." Oh, Man!! I STILL Can't See!!"

I Call It..."Lilac O"

I Call It..."SHAPES!!!!!"

I Call It..."Shapes?"

I Call It..."You Lookin' At Me?"

I Call It..."I Don't Know What I Am Either"

I Call It..."My Legs Feel Crampy"

I Call It..."Valentine's Day(Beware Cupid's Arrow)

I Call It..."Tip-Toe in Grey Sock"

I Call It..."Squashed & Reflective Grape"

I Call It..." "Reefers" McSpliff"

I Call It..."Um...I Can't Get My Legs Outta The Sand!!"